Oh my gosh, I had a dream that I was at work and Robert and Maggie were there and I had to piece together this sign in like 16 different 3inch square pieces for some reason because Maggie didn’t wanna reprint or some shit lol and then this lady (idk who she was)came in with a cat she said she found in the vending machine and gave it to me and I held him forever but then I remembered I couldn’t have him because of Aaron’s allergies so I had to walk up the stairs which went on forever and looked totally different and I put the cat back in the vending machine and went back down and there was this gray-haired guy laminated a cartoonishly tall stack of just 8 1/2 x 11 papers wtf.
I find the best way to express dreams is one long run-on sentence.
It’s my understanding you’re trying to drop me like I’m hot. and I am.
I have a slight suspicion you’re just trying to get a higher premium from me for no reason. But you should start regretting it now, you know why? Because I just found 3,401,537 companies that quoted me better than I’ve been paying. I would literally save $117 per month with Geico! That’s much more than 15%! (if the quote was completely accurate, I’m assuming it would be adjusted slightly as I purchased)
I saved tons everywhere else as well. Except Liberty Mutual. Wutdafux up with you? No, I don’t want to pay 2x what I pay now for the same coverage, thank you.
Anyway, you helped me out through some shit, Insurance Company, but now it looks like I’m the one dropping you like you’re hot.
“When you read the book it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108-year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.”—Robert Pattinson (via sordinos, dress) (via jewahl)