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I had a dream about work...
Oh my gosh, I had a dream that I was at work and Robert and Maggie were there and I had to piece together this sign in like 16 different 3inch square pieces for some reason because Maggie didn’t wanna reprint or some shit lol and then this lady (idk who she was)came in with a cat she said she found in the vending machine and gave it to me and I held him forever but then I remembered I...
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Hey, Insurance Company:
It’s my understanding you’re trying to drop me like I’m hot.  and I am. I have a slight suspicion you’re just trying to get a higher premium from me for no reason. But you should start regretting it now, you know why? Because I just found 3,401,537 companies that quoted me better than I’ve been paying. I would literally save $117 per month with Geico!...
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Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV →
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the-silentassassin replied to your post: Look who I found! YOU ARE THE BESTEST EVER. SHARE THOSE WITH ME RIGHT NOW! :) MINE. ALL MINEEEE :D Perhaps some day soon I’ll put all my Beast Wars in a pile, jump in, and take another crappy picture then :) 
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Look who I found!
I also have Silverbolt, Cheetor after in his 2nd Transmetal state, a broken Terrorsaur, and transmetal Dinobot. (And like 16 others that weren’t on the show) <3 ——
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Oh shit, Megatron just turned into a dragon and...
HOLY SHIT.  
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“When you read the book it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed...”
– Robert Pattinson (via sordinos, dress) (via jewahl)
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How to be me.
Need new jeans, go shopping. Try on size you thought you were/used to be, doesn’t make it passed your bum. Try on a size larger, cry on the inside. Purchase, continue crying on inside. After wearing new jeans for an hour they magically grow too big and you will have to pull them up after every step taken. Wash them. Squeeze your blubbery self into them and think, “oh good!...
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