bitched: its actually against the law for betty white to die
Aerocare is in Meadow right now.
Thank you, helicopter for being loud as FUCK at 7am. I mean, I know people are seriously injured and dying and stuff. But I’m mildly annoyed. — My mom texted me asking if I was okay because she heard it too and so badly did I want to send “Nah mom, we’re dead Lolololol” but I don’t think she’d appreciate that.
observe the butt hypothesize the butt test the butt analyze the butt conclude the butt
damonallbran: preliminaires: neugenics: badafro: ohmygustavsson: pregnancy begins when you look at a boy pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy pregnancy begins the dark pregnancy the dark pregnancy rises
I think I’m just going to be tired for the rest of my life.
Joffrey is such a relatable character, I love him so much– No one ever (via wemakeourownmovies)
clientsfromhell: Me: Are there any special features you’d like added to your website? Maybe a Facebook widget? Client: Can we make the cursor look like a gorilla and have it rain bananas whenever you click something?
Trying to sneakily take your friend's food →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: 10knotes: But you end up making it obvious Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
loki-chan: do you ever see someone’s opinion and just and you try not to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you’re still just