September 2012
bitched:
its actually against the law for betty white to die
5 tags
August 2012
Aerocare is in Meadow right now.
Thank you, helicopter for being loud as FUCK at 7am.
I mean, I know people are seriously injured and dying and stuff.
But I’m mildly annoyed.
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My mom texted me asking if I was okay because she heard it too and so badly did I want to send “Nah mom, we’re dead Lolololol” but I don’t think she’d appreciate that.
observe the butt
hypothesize the butt
test the butt
analyze the butt
conclude the butt
14 tags
3 tags
damonallbran:
preliminaires:
neugenics:
badafro:
ohmygustavsson:
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
I think I’m just going to be tired for the rest of my life.
“Joffrey is such a relatable character, I love him so much”
– No one ever (via wemakeourownmovies)
clientsfromhell:
Me: Are there any special features you’d like added to your website? Maybe a Facebook widget?
Client: Can we make the cursor look like a gorilla and have it rain bananas whenever you click something?
Trying to sneakily take your friend's food →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
10knotes:
But you end up making it obvious
Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
loki-chan:
do you ever see someone’s opinion and just
and you try not to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you’re still just
