→ tr1angl3: Damn it feels good to be a cleric

tr1angl3:

“A real cleric-ass nigga casts his spells right
A real cleric-ass nigga never hangs out in the back
‘cause real cleric-ass niggas we start fights
Now archers always gotta talk smack
Showin’ all his boys how he shot em
But real cleric-ass niggas don’t flex nuts
‘cause real…

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So I purchased this song I heard on Pandora a while back,

And I just noticed that if I tweaked a few of the lines,
IT TOTALLY APPLIES TO MY DRAGONBORN CLERIC A FEW SESSIONS BACK WHEN WE FOUGHT THE HYDRA IN THE PORT CITY CALLED CRAFTHAVEN.

because everything in my life is a reference to my nerd lyfe.

The following lyrics are from Burden of a Day’s “Remember”. The parentheses are my adaptations. Notice how few of them there are:

“They chased us to the end of the dock
Stay with me we can outlast night
Just stay awake I know we can
I know we can make It out alive
Make It out alive.

We outlasted evenings, and I barely breathed
How couldn’t I see? How couldn’t I see?

Don’t turn your eyes if you leave now
You won´t remember me (“You won’t survive the fight”)
You weren´t meant to do this on your own.

No, I feel the water is calling
The wood under our bare feet cries
Every animal came to watch
The first and last to love die.

‘What a wretched man I am
Who will rescue me from this body of death?’ (could’ve been said by Brumak, since I’m ALWAYS fucking healing him.)

Don´t turn your eyes if you leave now
You won´t remember me (“You won’t survive the fight”)
You weren´t meant to do this on your own
Just stay close and I´ll keep you from leaving
Just move slow and I´ll keep you breathing.

They chased us to, the end of the dock
Stay with me we can outlast night
Just stay awake I know we can
I know we can make It out alive
Make It out alive.

Mother mercy the sea´s swallowed my graceful
I have failed You, I´ve been too late.

Don´t turn your eyes if You leave now
You won´t remember Me. (“You won’t survive the fight”)

Don´t turn your eyes if you leave now
You won´t remember Me (“You won’t survive the fight”)
You weren´t meant to do this on your own
Don´t turn your eyes if You leave now
You won´t remember Me (“You won’t survive the fight”)
You weren´t meant to do this on your own
Just stay close and I´ll keep You from leaving
Just move slow and I´ll keep You breathing.

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Before I go to bed, I just wanted to say that when my character reaches level 11, the max HP she can restore with Healing Word is 60, a power of which she can use up to 3 times during an encounter.

Just sayin’.

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